methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

gurofanatic:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

That is all different kinds of awesome

the-vashta-nerada:

it’s starting to become that wonderful time of year where people try to sing both parts of “baby it’s cold outside”

ieromotional:

oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you and it kills me to know that i cant

space-grunge:

i sell daisy chokers here :-3

space-grunge:

i sell daisy chokers here :-3

infinitenap:

a day in the life

nonelikerae:

Listen here you little shit, just fucking date me already.

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

slytherinwithablog:

kageioshi:

slytherinwithablog:

slytherinwithablog:

Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr

just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:

#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i got

My mother actually told me you can dig a hole in the ground and put the body in with chopped up limes it will dissolve every thing but the teeth.

I can just imagine:

"Hey mom, do you know any good murder tips?"

"Hmm, well I know a pretty good one about limes"

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